Saturday, March 25, 2006
Rant
Well I don't actually write many entries here, and for good reason because then I would have to write quick and witty ancedotes or be contemplative and share my inner feelings with the world wide web...but in honor of being in China for so long, I decided to write a long run-on sentence.
some really quick rants.
why does everything here have to be so Asian? Enough is enough already.
why did I only bring 3 razors to a country that doesn't have facial hair?
edited
why do taxi drivers have to universially suck?
why is there such a disregard for human life here? I mean fake dvds are one thing, but fake alcohol made from methanol and a little formaldahyde added in for flavor. Greed wins again.
why is MSG a staple in Chinese cooking? oh yeah see above
why do french people insist on chain-smoking constantly? I guess it doesnt matter since the stuff coming out of my nose is already black from the pollution, I'm screwed either way.
Rave:
everything else
question:
why is sarcasm only relevant in english? anyone know the underlying reason?
Friday, March 24, 2006
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Thursday, March 16, 2006
March madness
So I made my acting debut yesterday...and I'm glad none of you will be able to see it unless you have a satellite subscription to CCTV. But maybe several million Chinesa will see me as a goofy foreigner on their tv sets one day. The tourism show features me swinging a German-sized stein of beer in front of the camera while pretending to be at Oktoberfest with a couple other Westerners and about 20 Chinese. A couple of takes (and drinks) later and we were performing well as a jovial Deutschlanders. The bastards kept yelling at me to smile more, since when do I need to smile more?! The video also features us "livin' la vida loca" with a Ricky Martin dance segment and a trip to Brasila Carnivale. It doesn't really make sense, so I'm assuming a propaganda video will be edited into the background. Oh, I have an "acting" agent, his english name is "The Rock".
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Chinese fire hazard
I accidentally locked Connor in our apartment today. Apparently our apartment can double as a jail cell, because Connor wasnt too happy when he called me after lunch and asked me to come let him out. But its a pretty good excuse for why he missed his entire four hour class! Our apartment, while its nice inside, kinda looks like a Chicago project on the outside and feels like one when they decided to shut the water off for 24 hrs to maintenance it with little notice. Getting by on good food, a great selection of cheap dvds, and cool people from every continent (even penguins!)
P.S. (inside joke) I saw a delicious looking "rice cake" in the supermearket today!





































































